WANTED!

For those concerned, I am currently looking for someone.  This girl is reported as ...

• Smart (above all and most importantly.  She is NEVER ditzy, or dumbs herself down)
• NOT SUPERFICIAL (If she is obsessed with Juicy Couture, thinks she's hotter than everyone else, and only talks about shopping, this is not the girl I'm looking for)
• Relatable (She definitely needs to laugh at my jokes, understand my nuances, and things should never be awkward.)
• Loves the outdoors (if she complains about getting mud on her shoes, or how cold it is outside, etc. etc. That just grinds my gears.)
• Doesn't complain about or stress the small things.
• She likes the same movies, music, and video games as me.
• Athletic, or at least capable of playing sports with me.
• Preferably she's Mormon, but exceptions can be made according to standards and circumstance.
• It'd be nice if she was like me, meaning she is a little nerdy, but still not socially awkward.  If she can understand my LOTR jokes but still go snowboarding with me.... So hot.
• Speaking of which, if she can snowboard AND shoot guns.... yeah, buddy.
• I'm also all about the class, not the trash.  If she's trashy, over made up, or spray tanned... I just can't handle that.  Naturally beautiful.

• She is like

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If anyone can help me find this girl, that'd be real nice.  Thank you, have a nice day.

P.S: I also have some weird preferences when it comes to girls.  I hate jewelry of all sorts.  Earrings, necklaces etc.  I just don't like them.  At all.  Don't ask me why.  I also don't like girls getting overly dressed up.  For example, girls always dress up a bunch for dances... personally I find jeans and a hoodie to be as beautiful as anything.  So... yeah.